Just stuff I thought was funny

Spending my downtime when not designing maps reading old Doomworld posts...
It's fun to catch up on things I surely missed. When somebody tickled my funny, I made a note of it. Here's what I've got so far:

The best movie ever is Alien. You cannot disagree, unless you like being wrong.

EarthQuake's profile, About Me tab

August 2nd, 2002

I store all my pwads in an airtight container.

stphrz

March 3rd, 2003

I don't see why using doom95 is a problem. If someone is harassing you because of the engine you use call the DOOM Player Rights Association, they will help you learn to tell them to fuck off.

myk

May 5th, 2003

Plus don't expect much out of the Doom community. If I've learned anything it's that the Doom community is a bunch of tardbiscuits.

Nanami

August 27th, 2003

Geoshitties is run by a bunch of tralks.

Fletcher`

December 10th, 2003

I'm glad to have my Pussy Builder, I mean Doom Builder. ;)

Doom_Dude

January 10th, 2004

The Zdaemon community as a whole is garbage save for a *VERY* few individuals...

SirTimberWolf

February 16th, 2004

This is a discussion about about Romero's career development, it is important to note that LEGOS SUCK ASS!!!!

bartwart

April 8th, 2004

I'm not sure if it's a good idea to merge aliens with nazis.

Vegeta

March 7th, 2005

I once told a girl I made RTC-3057 so she would have sex with me.

kristus

May 27th, 2005

wel dud 1st ya gots to git 4um prgram to make em then u gots to um get a wad thing and pallete and XWE OH DUD LOL u got 2 c action doom lol it has sum1 else werk u can jus steal ROFL

Use

August 4th, 2005

Well it's a porn wad so it's pretty high up the pointless scale, after all, you need two hands to play the game properly

RjY

August 21st, 2005

I tried it, and seriously, I would have rather have gotten a virus than the map I saw.

    Devilofdoom said:

    whats wrong with it? 

You need to open the options menu in your wad editor and set "Suck" to off.

Vile1011

October 30th, 2009

Before late 1997, the Boom engine actually insisted on Ultimate Doom being called DOOMU.WAD for the 4th episode to work.

Super Jamie

February 4th, 2010

You can use commander keens in any level, not just MAP32. Therefore, all levels should use commander keens

Gez

February 23rd, 2010

I'm making 'Deus Vendetta Alien Hell Vult Revealed 18' so my wad shows up on idgames whenever anyone searches for those terms. The maps are 32 of the best maps from alien vendetta, hell revealed and deus vult, with all things and lines rotated 90 degrees, thus making them my own original creations. All copyrighted textures were replaced with various images of the Fonz from Happy Days.

gggmork

July 30th, 2010

Fuck DECORATE. DECORATE has nothing to do with Doom. ZDoom is an entire different branch. It's like teaching probability in a geometry class.

40oz

August 25th, 2010

WADs like this make Jesus kill kittens.

boris

September 1st, 2010

You should smash in your friends face, because Bon Jovi is annoying. The moment i would hear that shit out of a pwad, it got deleted from my harddisk.

cybdmn

October 14th, 2010

Day 3: After escaping the secret underwater acid mine that is actually a demon gateway but we don't know that because it's a secret the doom marine is relocated to a space station that harvests fried chicken from the sun but not so fast! The sun is actually an icon of sin! Doom Marine needs to kill the sun.

Craigs

December 27th, 2010

What to do when you have no mapping skills? Start a major project and elect yourself Team Leader.

<ducks, runs and hides>

GreyGhost

January 6th, 2011

As long as you feel that some cool, creepy WAVs would find happy homes in WADs, I think it'd be a blast to spend an evening in my little home studio making horrifying noises. I'd have to contact the downstairs neighbors first, though, so that they don't worry when they hear me chanting, roaring, screaming, stomping, and ripping massive bloodfarts.
...as pinky demons do.

ArchitectofHell

April 11th, 2011

Is it strange that when I saw a thread by gggmork called "crapmap" my first reaction was "awesome!"...?

Grain of Salt

August 24th, 2011

my fave moment is ambushing the cyber with the first bfg shot, probably because in half the cases he returns fire while i'm still humping his leg.

dew

August 30th, 2011

A year or two ago, Kate made a deathmatch map that shifts itself between Dwango5 map01 and Dwango6 map01 without warning, crushing everything in its path.

esselfortium

September 12th, 2011

your probably better off rebuilding the maps from scratch in the desired format it's like trying to mate an elephant with a giraffe.

Pottus

July 17th, 2012

That nigh-impossible timed secret exit in Scythe 2 can fuck right off.

gun_psycho

July 27th, 2012

I think having a "wad club" on doomworld would be a good idea. I always enjoying discussing levels and stuff with other people. All we need is Oprah to lead it. :P

elic

February 13th, 2013

My first map no longer exists. Which is probably just as well since it was a dark, 64-wide maze stocked with imps and demons and with only a berserk pack as a weapon.

Capellan

July 15th, 2013

"Vanilla" maps that are only tested with Zdoom should be a shooting offence, I swear.

Urban Space Cowboy

January 23rd, 2014

I imagine upon hitting the exit switch doomguy and all the monsters immediately break character and stand around chatting and smoking cigarettes until the next map.

mouldy

June 15th, 2016

Calling your map "A sopping great big bag of wet slimy dicks and cunts incorporated" might not be the best idea.

Fuzzball

October 18th, 2017

Comic Sans is like the "Great Value brand" of fonts.

Nevander

November 6th, 2021

DOOM is the sine qua non of software. After the kernel, the OS libraries, and the compiler, you must have a working DOOM port. Period.

Dragonker

January 6th, 2023

I rather run Doom on a pregnancy test than seeing these users quoting themselves and talking to the third person.

Redneckerz

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